Look, I Get It…
Before we talk about the Penomet Pump,
I know the logical part of your brain is freaking out right now.
Being ashamed of your best friend,
or lacking confidence in his ability to please a woman,
cuts you off at the knees like almost nothing else
(except for maybe literally getting your knees cut off).
So many men put huge stock in their penis size, and women do almost nothing to make these men feel any better, “motion of the ocean” comments notwithstanding.
I am (well, was) right there with you.
I tried a ton of different products, from all across the spectrum, and—I know this won’t be much of a surprise—the news is as bad as you think it is: most of that stuff does absolutely zilch to make your penis grow.
You might as well water and fertilize it for all the good 95%+ of those products are going to do you.
I’m not naming names, because that would make this a gossip piece, instead of a review.
So, None Of It Works?
Well, almost none.
I’ve found a couple of products that do actually work.
And since there are so many conflicting reports out there about this, with everyone trying to outshout everyone else that “THIS PRODUCT TOTALLY WORKS,” I thought I’d do mankind a favor and clear the air a bit.
So, there are penis pills, penis pumps, and natural nutritional “supplements” based on this or that ancient Nepalese dragon-wiener formula—or whatever they’re claiming this week.
Most of it is crap.
In fact, if you’d asked me a month or two ago about penis pumps, I’d probably have quoted Austin Powers at you and laughed.
It made more sense to me that pills would somehow convince my body that it was in puberty again than that I could put my penis on a rack and stretch it out, so to speak.
I really thought that’s how these things worked.
But the seed was planted, and it was a matter of days before I was surfing the web looking for a penis pump with reviews that didn’t read like they were written by company employees
(or Ron Jeremy—who buys a pump from a guy who’s already got a huge penis? He has no reason to use one!).
The Penomet Pump struck my eye,
Mostly because it appeared to work differently than most of the old-school pumps or the many imitators that have popped up over the past few decades. If anything were going to work, I reasoned, it’d be that.
I Ordered And Used A Penomet
Again if you’d asked me a few months ago if I’d ever publicly admitted to using a penis pump,
even if it did work,
I’d definitely have said no.
Admit to that?
But time passes and things change.
I have a bigger penis now.
The company says 1-3 inches—I ended up with approximately half that; I gained about 1.5 inches (1.75 on a good day).
And suddenly, there was a confidence change.
I can stand up (excuse the pun) and publicly admit that I used it because that shame I used to feel about my penis is gone.
It’s remarkable how that guilt starts to bleed into other areas of your life.
So now I don’t care what people think of how I ended up with a healthily meaty penis—I have it.
Think less of me if you want, but your girlfriend is coming over later :p
How And How Well It Works – My Penomet Gains
Like I said, I ended up with about a 1.5-inch gain.
Now, that’s going to depend on how much you use the thing, and how much force you apply.
I was satisfied with the results after 1.5 inches though in a few weeks I am going to start using it again since the joy is wearing off and I’m ready to go to the next level.
The company says you should be able to see results in 15 minutes.
This is both true and untrue. Yes, it does look bigger after 15 minutes, but just like working out, it needs time to grow.
So it will shrink back down to only slightly larger than it was—that’s why you have to use the thing continually over a period of weeks. I saw results in about a month, maybe a little more.
As I said, I stopped at 1.5 inches—I could have kept going.
The Penomet comes with a variety of gators; each one is color-coordinated depending on the amount of force it can exert on your penis.
The harder the gator, the more pressure it can give on the Shore A scale. I don’t really know what that means either lol, but I can tell the difference between pressures when I use the red one.
The Downsides Of Using Penomet
Yes, there are downsides.
Not to have a bigger penis—but to use the hydro pump.
The most major concern that I have is this: the gaiters have a few sharp edges, so you have to kind of grit your teeth and bear it because it’s going to scratch a little bit.
I know, it sounds atrocious—uncross your legs, pansy; it’s just a little discomfort.
It sounds worse than it is.
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In fact, once you get used to it, you start to figure out how to angle it just right and stand, so it doesn’t really bother you.
Then it actually feels right to use it. But you have to get over that hump, and you’re going to want to give up at first. But persevere my friends: there is light at the end of this tunnel.
This was not my experience, but I have heard that some people experienced no results at all. I’m not an expert, and I don’t work for the company, so I couldn’t really tell you what happened there.
I’m guessing they didn’t do it right or fell off their routine of using it (it’s not a balloon; it’s a penis—you have to use the thing multiple times).
How many times have you bought a supplement or some new workout gear, then not used it consistently, but blamed the product? Be honest. I know you have.
I know I have.
What Do Others Say About The Penomet?
Penomet Is Safe And Certified
Even though it is a relatively new pump on the market, you can rest assured as the company had gone to the lengths of getting their product certified by medical professionals and Regulatory bodies before it went on sale. So all the tests and regulations have been met, so you have nothing to worry about.
Would I Recommend Penomet To Any Of You Guys?
This thing is worth a try if you’re willing actually to use it, and to brave the minor discomfort of those gator edges.
All in all, at the price, I’d recommend it to just about anybody (who didn’t already have a big penis, of course). Unless you’re just greedy and want an EVEN bigger penis, then I would recommend it to you too.
Plus they have a 60-day money-back guarantee, so if you don’t like it, you have two months to return it and get all of your money back.
You can also check out their free exercise guide that you can use with the pump.
You really have nothing to lose but make sure you buy it from their official website otherwise good luck with getting a refund.
Increase In Length9.5/10
Increase In Girth9.7/10
Ease Of Use9.7/10
- Penomet Has Won Many Awards Over The Years
- It Is Versatile & Can Be Used With Water Or With Air (Better To Use Water Though)
- 15 Minutes Is All It Takes To Get A Physically Visible Massive Looking Penis, Treat Erectile Dysfunction & Increase Sexual Stamina
- PERMANENT Length & Girth Increases If Used Consistently Over The Period Of A Few Months
- 60 Day Money Back Guarantee With A LIFETIME Warranty!
- Many Fake Versions Available So Be Sure To Buy From ONLY The Official Website
- Must Use Regularly For At Least 3-6 Months To Experience Permanent Gains In Length & Girth
- Only Available Online